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Classy Bribes

In a case that we’ll call, Always Keeping It Classy, police responded to a domestic abuse call. A 52-year old Louisiana woman was beating up her boyfriend. In a desperate attempt to keep her name out of the public record, the lady (and we use that term loosely) offered to lick a cop’s anus –… Read more »

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Awww You Got In Trouble

Basically, there are 2 types of crimes that people commit: Petty stuff that disrupts the general law and order of society; and Big stuff, where a person done f’ed up and there’s going to be some serious consequences [Yes, I’m making light of serious crime, but I did it to give you a mnemonic device… Read more »